I am so killing trees this year
Friday, February 26th, 2010
I am officially working on my first dead-tree book. I know I technically spilled the beans on Twitter at the end of last week, but this is my official announcement. I was approached by Packt publishing a couple weeks ago to see if I would be interested in writing a book on building and pimping out (not their words) templates in TYPO3. I decided that I’ll never know how little sleep I can live on until I really push it and accepted the challenge. So, over the next six months, I will be writing, screaming, crying, and having at least a couple breakdowns just so I can officially say that I’m a published author. I can only imagine that as a published author I’ll be able to raise my hourly rates, fly first class, smoke a pipe with gusto, and generally live a life of leisure and self-imposed solitude. I haven’t decided who’s going to play me in the movie, yet, but I’m leaning towards Lyle Lovett or a very disgruntled Randy Newman.
How does this affect this blog that I’ve been trying to write in more consistently? Well, I’m forcing myself to write an extra hour a night, and at least every once in a while that has to mean something other than “the book”. In fact, in the interest of writing a clear instructional book, I will be channeling 90% of my snarkiness, obscure cultural references, and general temperament toward outlets like this and the occasional telemarketer. The remaining 10% will probably make it into the book in a much more palatable dosage. On the side of helpful effects, though, this will give me more experience writing genuinely instructive articles. I’m already planning on blogging my process a little for those who haven’t already read the thousands of blog articles covering the same topic (I promise, I’ll offer something different… like what word processor and meth dealers I use for late night working).
